This is exactly how it happened.

Nick has been scheduling me shit for weeks and months. I closed the kitchen on Sunday, which was inventory night, for whatever reason. The kitchen closer has to make pizzas on inventory night, so that all the inventory bros and girls who have to stay up late get some loving to snack on. I don't mind making the ( Read more... )

I guess it was right before I took my lunch today that I thought the world might be ending. Luke informed the kitchen that all the customers in check out and all the team members up front were talking about the thing flying over the midwest, releasing sonic booms. Laurie said "Fuck this, I'm out of here," but then reconsidered that she was on Final ( Read more... )

G. B.: Everyone should have the option to purchase healthcare...even if it cuts the healthcare industry's profit margin. For all you ney-sayers aren't you the same ones that bitch about the government being inefficient? What the hell are you so scared about then since private corporations will have a much easier time running a successful business ( Read more... )

(Hahaha.)

I've lost about 25 lbs in the past seven months. 
I didn't know how much that really was. I thought: Oh, cool, I can wear these T-shirts again and not look like a douchebag who wears tight shirts.
I thought: Wow, I'm the same body that I was going into college. I'm at high school weight.
I thought: Jesus Christ, losing that extra weight ( Read more... )

Michael Douglas, in Falling Down, stands at the corner of a Long Beach intersection. Four Latin Princes pull out two pairs of semi's and drive bye in a low-rider, shooting up their own neighborhood. Douglas turns around from the pay phone, walks over to the busted up low rider and says to the gang banger:
You missed.
He picks up the errant semi and ( Read more... )

Like dollar bills?
Yeah, dollar bills.
Yeah. Yeah I think so.
Yeah, I think so, too. I have a ripped in half $20 bill in the van.
Really?
Yeah, it got stuck in our lock-box and got ripped. I was just thinking about it for some reason. The guys were pretty pissed at me when it happened. Tyler noted that was a whole meal of burritos for us all. And Tyler ( Read more... )